In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11
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Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.
Nobody knows
Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11
I could not comprehend a word of this initially and I thought I was having a stroke
30 Sep 2006 - James’ column about Richard’s accident
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You see, when I was told on Wednesday night he’d had the accident, I was torn. Do I go to see if he’s OK, or wait and let his family have him to themselves? Then the news emerged that his injury was critical, so I threw a few things in a bag.
As you may recall, I bought a new Fiat Panda last week. And there it was, right by the door and full of petrol. I climbed aboard, turned the key, engaged first gear, and then suddenly thought, “Hang on. This doesn’t seem right.”
And it wouldn’t have been right. Not with a product of his beloved Porsche in my garage. The Panda is a great little car and I’m coming to love it dearly, but what if he found out? It’s not even properly run in; if I raced from London to Leeds General Infirmary in it, I would effectively be saying, “I got here as fast as I could, mate, and managed 50.8mpg on the way.”
So I locked the Panda and went in the Boxster, as fast as I thought would be acceptable to a sympathetic traffic cop.
I hope this doesn’t sound in any way fatuous, because it’s not meant to. The point I’m trying to make is this. Everywhere I go, people are asking me how “The Hamster” is. As the Beatles might have said, he’s getting better all the time. Better, better, better. How much better? Well, obviously you can’t trust my opinion because, just like everyone around me, I’m not a doctor either. But here’s a sign of how much better he seems. In the next day or so I’ll be going to visit him again, and this time I really am going in the Panda. Not because I want to save fuel or preserve my licence, but because there’s no real hurry any more.
A steady 69mph cruise at 50.8mpg says I know he’ll be all right.
100 years ago, everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has cars and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned.
I’m still genuinely concerned about the Cars Universe
are their armpits their wheel wells or the undersides of their mirrors
are their tongues… organic? or mechanical?
in the first movie some girl cars flash their headlights at mcqueen like titties but then in the second movie mcqueen gets headlights installed instead of just headlight stickers so does that mean he got breast implants
how do cars ‘die’ do they have souls?? can they be brought back to life with replacement parts like some sort of frankensteinmobile?
why are some of the animals car animals but some of them are just regular animals
why do they need to sleep if they are machines
there is a car military meaning there were probably car wars
car christianity is also confirmed meaning there’s a car jesus so also there’s that
we need answers now
It’s safe to say that this qualifying format is shit. No cars in the last 2 minutes of Q2 and end of Q3 we’ll only see 2 cars battling it out…? Pfft. Ridiculous.
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment
if u ever feel bad abt urself just remember that my ex bf ditched going to homecoming with me to go to a trump rally with his mom
Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment